Post by "Ultra" Jack Cool on Jun 29, 2011 13:18:01 GMT
The scene opens inside WBL and Better than Sex’s elegant changing area. A row of lockers stand against the far wall and to the right is a cocktail bar. To the left of the room is a tall mirror with bulbs making up the frame. Stood in front of this is Jack Cool in his hot pink trunks, affectionately surveying his reflection as Mark Briggs lightly brushes baby oil onto his hard abs.
Jack shoos Briggs away and he retreats to the bar, allowing his client to adore himself some more trying out various new poses. Briggs then returns with a gin and tonic and hands it over to Jack.
Briggs pulls out his Blackberry and begins to type away on it as fast as lightning. He then advances towards the door with Jack ignoring him to take a sip of his beverage. Soon after, he is interrupted by a knock on the door. He spins on his heel to see Linda Myle’s head peering around the frame.
Linda nods her head frantically before exiting and Jack returns to his mirror image. A gentle tap hits the door once more. Jack stalls for a moment as he finishes his drink. He then readjusts the gel in his bleach blonde hair, slicking it back before turning towards the door.
Linda opens the door and steps into the locker room with a microphone loosely dangling in her hand. Behind her is a cameraman, holding his limp camera.
The cameraman begins to set up his apparatus as Jack struts over to the pair of them. Linda neatens up her hair and holds the microphone up to her face as her companion gestures with his hand, signalling he has began filming.
Linda stares at him blankly.
She forces out half a smile.
Jack walks off the set, leaving Linda standing confused. The camera zooms in on her face and she lets off a sigh before shrugging her shoulders. The screen then fades to black with the FWF logo printed on screen.
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
So this is FWF?
<^> Mark Briggs <^>
Yep. How does it feel to be back?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
It’s not like how it used to be. I don’t like this new guy who runs the place. What’s his name again?
<^> Mark Briggs <^>
Pain.
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
How original. Not a generic name at all. I guess not everyone can be Ultra Cool like me.
So this is FWF?
<^> Mark Briggs <^>
Yep. How does it feel to be back?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
It’s not like how it used to be. I don’t like this new guy who runs the place. What’s his name again?
<^> Mark Briggs <^>
Pain.
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
How original. Not a generic name at all. I guess not everyone can be Ultra Cool like me.
Jack shoos Briggs away and he retreats to the bar, allowing his client to adore himself some more trying out various new poses. Briggs then returns with a gin and tonic and hands it over to Jack.
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
But, I suppose they’ve got the money now. If it wasn’t for that, then I’d still be over in Japan. They appreciate me over there.
<^> Mark Briggs <^>
We appreciate you here, too.
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
Well of course you do. I’m one of the greatest rock stars on this planet, not alone one of the greatest wrestlers. Me... WBL... Benny. Speaking of which, where is Benny?
<^> Mark Briggs <^>
He’s gone to get his eyebrows waxed. Which reminds me, I have to go and pick him up.
But, I suppose they’ve got the money now. If it wasn’t for that, then I’d still be over in Japan. They appreciate me over there.
<^> Mark Briggs <^>
We appreciate you here, too.
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
Well of course you do. I’m one of the greatest rock stars on this planet, not alone one of the greatest wrestlers. Me... WBL... Benny. Speaking of which, where is Benny?
<^> Mark Briggs <^>
He’s gone to get his eyebrows waxed. Which reminds me, I have to go and pick him up.
Briggs pulls out his Blackberry and begins to type away on it as fast as lightning. He then advances towards the door with Jack ignoring him to take a sip of his beverage. Soon after, he is interrupted by a knock on the door. He spins on his heel to see Linda Myle’s head peering around the frame.
<^> Linda Myles <^>
Mr. Cool. Could we...
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
Oh God, Lisa. Are you still working here?
<^> Linda Myles <^>
Actually, it’s Linda...
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
Well, Lindsey, we’re going to try this again. Learn some manners, woman! You knock, wait for a reply... and THEN enter. Got it?
Mr. Cool. Could we...
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
Oh God, Lisa. Are you still working here?
<^> Linda Myles <^>
Actually, it’s Linda...
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
Well, Lindsey, we’re going to try this again. Learn some manners, woman! You knock, wait for a reply... and THEN enter. Got it?
Linda nods her head frantically before exiting and Jack returns to his mirror image. A gentle tap hits the door once more. Jack stalls for a moment as he finishes his drink. He then readjusts the gel in his bleach blonde hair, slicking it back before turning towards the door.
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
Come in!
Come in!
Linda opens the door and steps into the locker room with a microphone loosely dangling in her hand. Behind her is a cameraman, holding his limp camera.
<^> Linda Myles <^>
Mr. Cool. Could we run a quick interview?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
I suppose. Just make it quick.
Mr. Cool. Could we run a quick interview?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
I suppose. Just make it quick.
The cameraman begins to set up his apparatus as Jack struts over to the pair of them. Linda neatens up her hair and holds the microphone up to her face as her companion gestures with his hand, signalling he has began filming.
<^> Linda Myles <^>
Good afternoon, fans, I’m Linda Myles. My guest at this is a man who has been away from FWF since the start of 2005, “Ultra” Jack Cool. And Jack, we all wanna know... where’ve you been?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
I’ve been all around the world, absorbing every single style of wrestling that I can. I’ve been to Mexico... Japan... Mexico again, but now I’m back here in the US of A. And, as I’m sure you’re all aware, I’ve been on tour with my band ‘Ultra’.
Good afternoon, fans, I’m Linda Myles. My guest at this is a man who has been away from FWF since the start of 2005, “Ultra” Jack Cool. And Jack, we all wanna know... where’ve you been?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
I’ve been all around the world, absorbing every single style of wrestling that I can. I’ve been to Mexico... Japan... Mexico again, but now I’m back here in the US of A. And, as I’m sure you’re all aware, I’ve been on tour with my band ‘Ultra’.
Linda stares at him blankly.
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
“Nothing to Lose”...? “Green With Envy”...?
“Nothing to Lose”...? “Green With Envy”...?
She forces out half a smile.
<^> Linda Myles <^>
So tonight, you’ll be heading into War Zone VII in the Battlefield Brawl match against nine other Warriors. What are your thoughts on the competition?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
I’ve never heard of any of them. Honestly, no one in there has accomplished even half of what I’ve done in this company.
<^> Linda Myles <^>
The winner will be the new number one contender to the FWF Universal Championship. How would you feel if you won the title?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
I wouldn’t be surprised at all. I’d be surprised if I didn’t get the title. But let’s face it, I’m not going to lose. Just look at me. I’m a former Tag Team and United Kingdom Champion. I’m the One and Only!
<^> Linda Myles <^>
Is there anything else you’d like to say?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
Everybody in that match better watch out because I am... Better... than... Sex!
So tonight, you’ll be heading into War Zone VII in the Battlefield Brawl match against nine other Warriors. What are your thoughts on the competition?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
I’ve never heard of any of them. Honestly, no one in there has accomplished even half of what I’ve done in this company.
<^> Linda Myles <^>
The winner will be the new number one contender to the FWF Universal Championship. How would you feel if you won the title?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
I wouldn’t be surprised at all. I’d be surprised if I didn’t get the title. But let’s face it, I’m not going to lose. Just look at me. I’m a former Tag Team and United Kingdom Champion. I’m the One and Only!
<^> Linda Myles <^>
Is there anything else you’d like to say?
<^> ”Ultra” Jack Cool <^>
Everybody in that match better watch out because I am... Better... than... Sex!
Jack walks off the set, leaving Linda standing confused. The camera zooms in on her face and she lets off a sigh before shrugging her shoulders. The screen then fades to black with the FWF logo printed on screen.
