Post by thesethjacobs on Jul 14, 2011 3:41:37 GMT
The scene opens up to a sliver 2011 Mercedes-Benz Class SLK350 roadster. The windows are tinted to the darkest shad of tint, not being able to see who or what's inside of this marvelous piece of machinery. The door slides open, vertically and an unknown man steps out.
Unknown man: People everywhere have been asking. What's next for you? You've wrestled all over the world from Japan and Mexico to all across the United Kingdom. What has finally made you to decide to return home to the United States? Is it homesickness? Is it because you truly want to make a name for yourself?
I tell them I don't need to make a name for myself, I'm the Moneymaker Seth Jacobs and I can truly electrify and make a true impact in Fantasy Wresting Federation.
Jacobs leans against his Mercedes
Jacobs: Why did I make my way here to FWF? Because the FWF fans need somebody like me, someone with class and dignified awesome like myself. I know you're all thinking,"Ah here's another rich aristocrat who thinks he's better than us." I don't think I'm better than any of you, I know I'm better than all of you.
Do you see what I'm driving? Do you see what kind of suit I'm wearing? I am exactly what each and every single one of you "FWF" die hard fans" need. A person every single one of you can look up to and say "Man, I wish I was like Seth Jacobs. He's so rich and fashion savvy, only if we were cool and awesome like he was." The sad thing is none of you will ever achieve a millionth of percentile of what I am.
You want to know why? Because each and single one of you are nothing but a piece of pure garbage at the bottom of my shoe. I'm sure I wouldn't mind paying some of you bottomless feeders a couple hundred to wax my Mercedes, hey at least you're doing something. But as of right now, I have some partying and living large to do, because I'm the Money Maker.
Seth slowly steps back into his Mercedes, turns the key over and revs up the engine. He then proceeds to speed away from the scene.
Unknown man: People everywhere have been asking. What's next for you? You've wrestled all over the world from Japan and Mexico to all across the United Kingdom. What has finally made you to decide to return home to the United States? Is it homesickness? Is it because you truly want to make a name for yourself?
I tell them I don't need to make a name for myself, I'm the Moneymaker Seth Jacobs and I can truly electrify and make a true impact in Fantasy Wresting Federation.
Jacobs leans against his Mercedes
Jacobs: Why did I make my way here to FWF? Because the FWF fans need somebody like me, someone with class and dignified awesome like myself. I know you're all thinking,"Ah here's another rich aristocrat who thinks he's better than us." I don't think I'm better than any of you, I know I'm better than all of you.
Do you see what I'm driving? Do you see what kind of suit I'm wearing? I am exactly what each and every single one of you "FWF" die hard fans" need. A person every single one of you can look up to and say "Man, I wish I was like Seth Jacobs. He's so rich and fashion savvy, only if we were cool and awesome like he was." The sad thing is none of you will ever achieve a millionth of percentile of what I am.
You want to know why? Because each and single one of you are nothing but a piece of pure garbage at the bottom of my shoe. I'm sure I wouldn't mind paying some of you bottomless feeders a couple hundred to wax my Mercedes, hey at least you're doing something. But as of right now, I have some partying and living large to do, because I'm the Money Maker.
Seth slowly steps back into his Mercedes, turns the key over and revs up the engine. He then proceeds to speed away from the scene.