Post by "Super" Benny Starr on May 26, 2011 21:01:00 GMT
MR. HOLLYWOOD presents a LIVE-WIRE production
“SUPER BENNY STARR in ‘DOWN TO EARTH’ with MARK BRIGGS
written by DANIEL TAYLOR produced by FANTASY WRESTLING FEDERATION
“SUPER BENNY STARR in ‘DOWN TO EARTH’ with MARK BRIGGS
written by DANIEL TAYLOR produced by FANTASY WRESTLING FEDERATION
Many of the expected audience have arrived, although there are a few seats yet to be filled. Sam Strachon and Ernest Bethea have taken their place at the commentary booth, casually discussing their week. Econoline Crush’s “Sparkle and Shine”, the official Live-Wire theme tune begins to play and the crowd rise to their feet in anticipation. Unfortunately for them, they are greeted with the cheesy smile of Mark Briggs, who strolls out behind the curtain wearing a black suit with a hot pink, open collared shirt. The crowd jeer as he advances down the ramp and climbs into the ring where he is handed a microphone by a scrawny member of the ring crew.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my absolute pleasure to announce to you... all the way from Hollywood; the Capital of the World... weighing in at an incredible 238 pounds... please show your everlasting love for the one and only ...”Super” Benny Starr!”
With that, the arena is engulfed by a dark, pink light. Pyrotechnics begin to sprinkle from either side of the titantron as “Simply the Best” by Tina Turner blares over the PA system; however it is not loud enough to drown out the boos as Benny enters, attired in his wrestling ensemble of hot pink trunks. He struts down the ramp, pointing at members of the crowd until he reaches the bottom. He then bends his knees and leaps up onto the ring apron. He securely grips the top rope and uses it to elevate himself into the air, springboaring into the ring where he lands on one knee. From this position, he shoots up to his feet, throwing his right fist upwards. He then snatches the microphone from ring announcer, Phil Charles.
“I want you all to do something for me. I want you to take out your tickets and check the price on them. Done it? Good. Now, I want you to look into the ring and take a look at exactly what you’re paying for tonight.”
A cheeky grin forms on Benny’s face, stretching from ear to ear as a “You Suck” chant begins. He takes a moment to embrace what he believes is his adoring public before speaking again.
“Tonight is the most important night in your insignificant lives. Unfortunately, Mr. Legend can’t be here tonight, which leaves me... everybody’s favourite superstar... in the main event![/color]”
Briggs frantically begins to clap along in approval as Benny nods his head. Benny raises the microphone up to his lips to speak once more.
“Tonight, “Captain” Joe Stall with try his best to hobble on out here, replacement hip and all, in what will be his last match in professional wrestling.[/color]”
Once more, the crowd begin to boo at the poor mention of their hero.
“Think back to a few weeks ago. Stall was lay out on this mat, and who was stood over him? ME! Tonight, the same thing will happen because I am ...if Joe can remember what it feels like ...Better than Sex![/color]”
Benny drops the microphone and raises his arms to an overwhelming bad reception. “Simply the Best” begins to play once more as the scene fades out to black with the FWF logo printed on the screen.[/color]