Post by James Stall on Jul 14, 2011 5:04:26 GMT
(Sorry this is balls, but work's been a bitch.)
“I’m here with one half of the FWF Elite Tag Team Champions, James Stall. James there were rumors going on that you were planning on quitting FWF. Were there any truth to these rumors?”
“Yes there was. I was in fact prepared to leave. I went out on free agency, and in fact I’m getting ready for debut matches in both New Era Wrestling and the Forza Wrestling Alliance. In the end though I settled my disputes with management and I’m happy to stay in FWF. This is my home Linda, but I need to spread the James Stall brand.”
“And now you’ve got a match with “Captain” Joe Stall against Better Than Sex. What are your thoughts on this match?”
“I don’t want to be in this match. I’m tired of getting mixed up in tag matches. I’m proud to be the Elite Tag Team Champion, and I will defend this belt whenever asked. But if I’m not in a title match I don’t see the point of tag team wrestling. And I know you think I should be excited about tagging with my Grandfather, but I’m not. I tagged with him at WarZone. That was an honor. This is a gimmick.”
“What about your opponents?”
“I couldn’t care less about Jack Cool. I have no business with him. I have no desire to share the ring with him. He’s a hack. I saw him wrestle back in the day. He can’t survive one on one. As for Benny Starr, his team lost at WarZone. I’m only interested in facing him in singles competition to avenge me lose. I’ll throw down the challenge right now. Me and Benny Starr should face one on one, and make it no disqualifications. Then we’ll see who can hit harder with a closed fist. Spoiler alert, it’s me.”
“What’s next for James Stall?”
“First is this match. And I couldn’t give a shit about what happens. I don’t care about my opponents and I’m saving myself for more interesting competition. Most notably I’m focusing all of my attention on the upcoming Jealousy Tournament and the Lost Heroes League.”
“Thank you James.”
“No problem Linda.”
“I’m here with one half of the FWF Elite Tag Team Champions, James Stall. James there were rumors going on that you were planning on quitting FWF. Were there any truth to these rumors?”
“Yes there was. I was in fact prepared to leave. I went out on free agency, and in fact I’m getting ready for debut matches in both New Era Wrestling and the Forza Wrestling Alliance. In the end though I settled my disputes with management and I’m happy to stay in FWF. This is my home Linda, but I need to spread the James Stall brand.”
“And now you’ve got a match with “Captain” Joe Stall against Better Than Sex. What are your thoughts on this match?”
“I don’t want to be in this match. I’m tired of getting mixed up in tag matches. I’m proud to be the Elite Tag Team Champion, and I will defend this belt whenever asked. But if I’m not in a title match I don’t see the point of tag team wrestling. And I know you think I should be excited about tagging with my Grandfather, but I’m not. I tagged with him at WarZone. That was an honor. This is a gimmick.”
“What about your opponents?”
“I couldn’t care less about Jack Cool. I have no business with him. I have no desire to share the ring with him. He’s a hack. I saw him wrestle back in the day. He can’t survive one on one. As for Benny Starr, his team lost at WarZone. I’m only interested in facing him in singles competition to avenge me lose. I’ll throw down the challenge right now. Me and Benny Starr should face one on one, and make it no disqualifications. Then we’ll see who can hit harder with a closed fist. Spoiler alert, it’s me.”
“What’s next for James Stall?”
“First is this match. And I couldn’t give a shit about what happens. I don’t care about my opponents and I’m saving myself for more interesting competition. Most notably I’m focusing all of my attention on the upcoming Jealousy Tournament and the Lost Heroes League.”
“Thank you James.”
“No problem Linda.”