Post by "Super" Benny Starr on Jul 28, 2011 19:53:21 GMT
MR. HOLLYWOOD presents an FWF JEALOUSY EIGHT production
“SUPER” BENNY STARR in ‘IT’S NOT OVER YET’ with MARK BRIGGS
CERISE STARR and “ULTRA” JACK COOL written by DANIEL TAYLOR
produced by FANTASY WRESTLING FEDERATION
“SUPER” BENNY STARR in ‘IT’S NOT OVER YET’ with MARK BRIGGS
CERISE STARR and “ULTRA” JACK COOL written by DANIEL TAYLOR
produced by FANTASY WRESTLING FEDERATION
SCENE ONE: PINK PALACE BALCONY (EXT) – AFTERNOON
The scene opens to a glorious view of Hollywood. Panning around, the camera moves past the luxurious pink palace, getting a shot of the balcony leading out from the master bedroom where “Super” Benny Starr rests, dangling his bruised body of the edge of his hot tub with cucumbers covering his eyes.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Jeeves!
Jeeves!
He bellows at the top of his voice. There is a pause. Moments later, an unenthusiastic young man enters, fully attired in a butler’s outfit. He lethargically approaches Benny and sighs.
BUTLER
I assume you’re talking to me, sir.
I assume you’re talking to me, sir.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
I said Jeeves, didn’t I?
I said Jeeves, didn’t I?
BUTLER
My name is Chris, sir.
My name is Chris, sir.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Really? But you’re a butler.
Really? But you’re a butler.
BUTLER
I noticed, sir.
I noticed, sir.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Don’t you get smart with me? Where’s Jack?
Don’t you get smart with me? Where’s Jack?
BUTLER
Master Cool is in the gym with Mr. Briggs training for his Live-Wire match. Forgive me for asking, but shouldn’t you be doing the same?
Master Cool is in the gym with Mr. Briggs training for his Live-Wire match. Forgive me for asking, but shouldn’t you be doing the same?
Benny peels the vegetables from his face, allowing the butler to see the disdainful look in his bright blue eyes.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
I am training! War Zone took a serious toll on my body, Jeeves. I need to repair my muscles. I’m all man, Jeeves, so I know everything about work outs and training, including muscle repair. This is all part of my incredibly manly routine. I’m on fire right now. Now turn up the bubbles and fetch me a cherry martini.
I am training! War Zone took a serious toll on my body, Jeeves. I need to repair my muscles. I’m all man, Jeeves, so I know everything about work outs and training, including muscle repair. This is all part of my incredibly manly routine. I’m on fire right now. Now turn up the bubbles and fetch me a cherry martini.
BUTLER
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
The butler turns a dial on the hot tub and the bubbles increase. He then begins to walk back into the mansion, only to be stopped by another demand.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
And have my dinner ready in one hour. I think lobster tonight.
And have my dinner ready in one hour. I think lobster tonight.
BUTLER
Actually, sir, Lady Starr will be cooking tonight.
Actually, sir, Lady Starr will be cooking tonight.
Benny’s face drops.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Looks like I won’t be the only thing that’s on fire tonight then.
Looks like I won’t be the only thing that’s on fire tonight then.
Cut to:
SCENE TWO: PINK PALACE DINING HALL (INT.) – EVENING
The scene shows the large dining room of the Starr residence. Lavish, dark pink wallpaper surrounds the room, perfectly accompanying the oak floor and matching table, which is covered by a silk cloth. Surrounding the table are Benny, his tag team partner, “Ultra” Jack Cool and their agent Mark Briggs, all with uncomfortable looks on their face, contrasting to the eager Cerise Starr.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
What is it?
What is it?
Benny looks down at his plate where a cremated mess lies. He effortlessly begins prodding the food with his fork. At the same time, he notices a flopping sound.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
And what is that noise?
And what is that noise?
CERISE STARR
I don’t hear anything, dear. And it’s roast duck. Eat it. I cooked like I’ve never cooker before.
I don’t hear anything, dear. And it’s roast duck. Eat it. I cooked like I’ve never cooker before.
”ULTRA” JACK COOL
I can believe that...
I can believe that...
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
It looks like Amy Winehouse.
It looks like Amy Winehouse.
CERISE STARR
MARK BRIGGS
”ULTRA” JACK COOL
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
The four begin to tuck into their meal, trying to cover up for the horrible taste with conversation.
”ULTRA” JACK COOL
So, it appears Pain has booked us in a title match this week.
So, it appears Pain has booked us in a title match this week.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Pfft, that good-for-nothing scumbag would never do anything that jeopardises his precious family.
Pfft, that good-for-nothing scumbag would never do anything that jeopardises his precious family.
MARK BRIGGS
Pain didn’t book the match? Then who?
Pain didn’t book the match? Then who?
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Let’s just say I have my connections. But that’s beside the point. The point is we’ve been given the opportunity of our lives. This is the night where we prove that we truly are Better than Sex.
Let’s just say I have my connections. But that’s beside the point. The point is we’ve been given the opportunity of our lives. This is the night where we prove that we truly are Better than Sex.
Benny smiles as Jack begins to wash down the duck with some red wine.
MARK BRIGGS
So, what’s gonna happen in the final?
So, what’s gonna happen in the final?
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
Well, it’s going to be the greatest match in wrestling history. Jack’s Ultra-cool and I’m FWF’s only Superstarr, it’s gonna be one for the ages. And I’m sure there’ll be no hard feelings when I win and go on to challenge for the FWF World Championship.
Well, it’s going to be the greatest match in wrestling history. Jack’s Ultra-cool and I’m FWF’s only Superstarr, it’s gonna be one for the ages. And I’m sure there’ll be no hard feelings when I win and go on to challenge for the FWF World Championship.
He declares. Jack chokes, and not just because of Cerise’s handy-work. His tanned face transforms to an angry red.
”ULTRA” JACK COOL
When you win? You’ve never even made it to the final! You don’t stand a chance.
When you win? You’ve never even made it to the final! You don’t stand a chance.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
At least I’ve done everything on my own! You were always just the lackey of Chris Knite and now you’ve got me dragging you along!
At least I’ve done everything on my own! You were always just the lackey of Chris Knite and now you’ve got me dragging you along!
”ULTRA” JACK COOL
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
CERISE STARR
Guys, you’re ruining my dinner!
Guys, you’re ruining my dinner!
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
You did a fantastic job of that yourself.
You did a fantastic job of that yourself.
”ULTRA” JACK COOL
Patrick Stewart called... he wants his head back.
Patrick Stewart called... he wants his head back.
CERISE STARR
Don’t you talk to him like that.
Don’t you talk to him like that.
”SUPER” BENNY STARR
You stay out of it.
You stay out of it.
CERISE STARR
I was just trying to help.
I was just trying to help.
The three millionaires continue to argue, throwing poorly constructed insults at each other. Briggs begins to rub his head as his bosses’ squabble rapidly begins to increase in volume. Suddenly, Briggs stands up.
MARK BRIGGS
QUIET!
QUIET!
Everybody stops. They stare at Briggs after his uncharacteristic outburst. Shocked, they have no option but to comply with their agent, with each one casually retaking their seats. There is a long pause before the silence is eventually broken.
CERISE STARR
Time for the main course.
Time for the main course.
Benny lifts up the silver lid covering another plate to unveil a fish. He picks up his knife and fork and is about to begin his meal when all of a sudden, the cod begins to flap, leaping up onto Benny’s lap where it flails around. He begins shouting at Cerise again and Jack gets involved once more. The three continue to argue as the scene fades out to black.
