Post by Prozac on Aug 12, 2011 17:14:31 GMT
Earlier in the afternoon, a silver BMW M5 came to a halt in a parking lot of a big building. The vehicle glistened under the warm summer sun. The door on the driver’s side suddenly swings open and we see Prozac stepping out from the vehicle wearing a black T with Silver designs, Black cargo shorts and a pair of black and gray Jordan sneakers. He has a pair of black Aviator glasses on as a black hat with white designs sits comfortably on his head.
He looks around the whole parking lot which is half filled with vehicles. Prozac closed the door to his car and started heading toward the entrance way of the building
Scene flashes over to inside the building and inside what looks like a news studio. This is your typical news studio. A table is smacked down on the center of the room as a couple of swivel chairs are situated behind the table. Today the chair is being sat on by a couple of people. None have familiar faces unless you watching small pod cast shows online. One of the guys is clad in a black polo shirt and a faded black jeans as a pair of aviator glasses is sitting comfortably on his head. The man appears to be in the mid-twenties and the man sitting next to him is none other than the pro wrestling star Prozac. Prozac always loved doing small time shows, the people who watch them just seemed more into the game than others. They look straight to the camera as the lights above them and the large monitor behind them suddenly come to life to signify that they are now on the air.
Jesse J: Hey everyone welcome to the show and thanks for tuning in. Today is one of the biggest days this show has ever had. We have a special treat one I as well as everyone else will enjoy. Coming from the halls for FWF, one of their best warriors, Prozac.
A canned applause played as the camera widened it shots to include Prozac into the frame as they shake hands.
Jesse J: Welcome to the show Prozac. Thanks for taking a little time out of your busy schedule and coming by.
Prozac: No problem. Thanks for having me here.
Jesse seems a little taken back and there is a slight stutter to his words.
Jesse J: You got to excuse me I’m still a little star struck. Let me first ask how are you doing?
Prozac: Ha, I’m kicking ass man. I just got back from the Hudson Valley. I spent yesterday up there saying hi to my family.
Prozac spreads his legs a bit making it easier for him to scratch his genitals. Prozac is well known for his manners and Jesse just turns his head away not knowing what to say or do.
Jesse J: Uhm…Yeah you were originally from there right?
Prozac: Close to there yeah. Was born in Yonkers New York but raised in Cornwall New York over in the Hudson Valley. I go and visit there whenever time permeates me.
Prozac says honestly. He never forgot where he came from after all the fame and money came in.
Jesse J: That’s great man, and what have you been doing lately.
Prozac: Oh you know, loving life, living the dream.
Jesse J: Ha, that awesome man. And you obliviously say living the dream in reference to you are once again an active competitor.
Prozac with his famous smile on his face lets out a huge burp before answering leaving Jesse looking surprised and confused.
Prozac: Let me tell ya there has always been three dreams in my head from the dawn of time. Number three is becoming Santa Claus for a day so I can play with all the toys, from toy trucks to Easy Bake Ovens. They would be mine all mine. Second on my list is to have the dirtiest orgy with all the current Playboy Bunnies. And third, the big one…to be a professional wrestler. And that is way I got lucky, that dream came true.
Jesse nods. He then stares at Prozac as if he’s composing his thoughts.
Jesse J: And it came true in big ways.
Prozac nods in agreement.
Jesse J: Now Prozac, your back, your back in FWF. There are some changes and some things which are still the same. Pain now has power in the company that’s a big change, he was only a wrestler like yourself last you were here. New champions, faces. What are you thoughts.
Prozac: To tell the truth I love it, with all the new stuff it gives it that nice new feeling, its an awesome feeling walking into a new places, but here it still gives me that sense of home and the combination is just giving me goose bumps as well as pumping me up. I really just feel like dry humping the walls whenever I walk through the doors now.
Jesse J: Righttt…
There is a moment of silence before Jesse breaks it as he moves his show on.
Jesse J: Well as we know this is only a web show and finances don’t allow us to go on for as long as I like yet, but hopefully if we keep getting big stars like you Prozac that will change. So since we don’t have a lot of time left I’ll open the floor up to you to talk about whatever you want, your return, titles you want to win, or your big night coming up in Jealous.
Prozac smiles and giggles.
Prozac: Jealousy…This is what I’ve been waiting for. Another chance at both winning the Jealousy tournament and getting back the gold. This opportunity is what I have been craving and wanting for. This will be my chance to redeem myself for past failures. This is my chance to show the world that I’m not someone who isn’t worth his hype. This is my chance to prove to everyone that I am what I say I am and the accomplishments that I have garnered over the years is not only because of sheer luck. That I have the ability and skills to back it up and that I can hang with the best of them. This week at Jealous, I will be the Jealous Eight winner and if that means for me to take on THREE opponents in one night to do so then so be it.
Prozac: See I’m not afraid of competitions. I’m not afraid of challenges. In fact, I’ve always welcomed them with open arms. At that night… At Golden Dreams… I will be getting the greatest challenge in my young career. I will be getting into what could be the greatest competition in my whole career. See this week I might have to face my brother Ritalin, a man I know who just like me will put his life on the line in any match. But that would be in the finals which I am positive Ritalin will make it to, but in order for me to give the world an all Meds final I have to beat two others starting with “Super” Benny Starr.
Prozac: Benny, has done a decent amount here and has been very impressive. I would go ass far to say he is World title worthy, but that is in a different time and a time when I’m not around. I do mean it though he is very talented, in other words, he’s well versed in situations such as this. He knows how to get the job done. He knows what to do to secure himself the victory. He has done so many times. And he could very well do it again this weekend against me and the others. No doubt about that. But see the one thing I doubt about is, if Mr. Starr has ever faced someone as determined as me. I doubt if Benny has faced someone who has a heart like mine. I doubt if he had ever faced someone who will give up everything just to be able to get the job done. I doubt if he had ever faced someone who will sacrifice themselves just to get the “W” like I do. If he hasn’t, then he will finally face one this weekend at Jealousy.
Prozac: See, I have worked for so long and so hard just to be in the position I am right now. I have been through so much, I’ve paid my dues and did everything I needed to do just to EARN this opportunity I have right in front of me now. I’ve bled buckets of blood, drought my tear glands and sweat so hard in that squared circle more than times than I can even count! And I wont let anybody again try and forget what I‘ve done or try to push it aside. Not Benny Starr, not ANYONE! I will become the Jealousy Eight winner and NO ONE can DENY ME of that opportunity.
Prozac: So let Benny sit there in front of the camera and let him talk about how great he is because he is. Like I said, Benny has done a lot. And no one can ever deny that. He’s one hell of an athlete. He’s one hell of a competitor. But I am one hell of an athlete too. I am one hell of a competitor too. I never back down. I’ve never had, and I NEVER EVER plan of backing down from any challenge anytime soon. This is what I live for. Challenges like this is what I live for. This is what makes me stronger. This is what makes me an even better wrestler. And at Jealousy, not only will I come out as a better and stronger wrestler, I will come out with a Golden Ticket. I‘ll be getting the Ticket while everyone else will be taken their Meds!!!
The scene fades to black after the show cuts abruptly on Prozac when it runs out of time.
He looks around the whole parking lot which is half filled with vehicles. Prozac closed the door to his car and started heading toward the entrance way of the building
Scene flashes over to inside the building and inside what looks like a news studio. This is your typical news studio. A table is smacked down on the center of the room as a couple of swivel chairs are situated behind the table. Today the chair is being sat on by a couple of people. None have familiar faces unless you watching small pod cast shows online. One of the guys is clad in a black polo shirt and a faded black jeans as a pair of aviator glasses is sitting comfortably on his head. The man appears to be in the mid-twenties and the man sitting next to him is none other than the pro wrestling star Prozac. Prozac always loved doing small time shows, the people who watch them just seemed more into the game than others. They look straight to the camera as the lights above them and the large monitor behind them suddenly come to life to signify that they are now on the air.
Jesse J: Hey everyone welcome to the show and thanks for tuning in. Today is one of the biggest days this show has ever had. We have a special treat one I as well as everyone else will enjoy. Coming from the halls for FWF, one of their best warriors, Prozac.
A canned applause played as the camera widened it shots to include Prozac into the frame as they shake hands.
Jesse J: Welcome to the show Prozac. Thanks for taking a little time out of your busy schedule and coming by.
Prozac: No problem. Thanks for having me here.
Jesse seems a little taken back and there is a slight stutter to his words.
Jesse J: You got to excuse me I’m still a little star struck. Let me first ask how are you doing?
Prozac: Ha, I’m kicking ass man. I just got back from the Hudson Valley. I spent yesterday up there saying hi to my family.
Prozac spreads his legs a bit making it easier for him to scratch his genitals. Prozac is well known for his manners and Jesse just turns his head away not knowing what to say or do.
Jesse J: Uhm…Yeah you were originally from there right?
Prozac: Close to there yeah. Was born in Yonkers New York but raised in Cornwall New York over in the Hudson Valley. I go and visit there whenever time permeates me.
Prozac says honestly. He never forgot where he came from after all the fame and money came in.
Jesse J: That’s great man, and what have you been doing lately.
Prozac: Oh you know, loving life, living the dream.
Jesse J: Ha, that awesome man. And you obliviously say living the dream in reference to you are once again an active competitor.
Prozac with his famous smile on his face lets out a huge burp before answering leaving Jesse looking surprised and confused.
Prozac: Let me tell ya there has always been three dreams in my head from the dawn of time. Number three is becoming Santa Claus for a day so I can play with all the toys, from toy trucks to Easy Bake Ovens. They would be mine all mine. Second on my list is to have the dirtiest orgy with all the current Playboy Bunnies. And third, the big one…to be a professional wrestler. And that is way I got lucky, that dream came true.
Jesse nods. He then stares at Prozac as if he’s composing his thoughts.
Jesse J: And it came true in big ways.
Prozac nods in agreement.
Jesse J: Now Prozac, your back, your back in FWF. There are some changes and some things which are still the same. Pain now has power in the company that’s a big change, he was only a wrestler like yourself last you were here. New champions, faces. What are you thoughts.
Prozac: To tell the truth I love it, with all the new stuff it gives it that nice new feeling, its an awesome feeling walking into a new places, but here it still gives me that sense of home and the combination is just giving me goose bumps as well as pumping me up. I really just feel like dry humping the walls whenever I walk through the doors now.
Jesse J: Righttt…
There is a moment of silence before Jesse breaks it as he moves his show on.
Jesse J: Well as we know this is only a web show and finances don’t allow us to go on for as long as I like yet, but hopefully if we keep getting big stars like you Prozac that will change. So since we don’t have a lot of time left I’ll open the floor up to you to talk about whatever you want, your return, titles you want to win, or your big night coming up in Jealous.
Prozac smiles and giggles.
Prozac: Jealousy…This is what I’ve been waiting for. Another chance at both winning the Jealousy tournament and getting back the gold. This opportunity is what I have been craving and wanting for. This will be my chance to redeem myself for past failures. This is my chance to show the world that I’m not someone who isn’t worth his hype. This is my chance to prove to everyone that I am what I say I am and the accomplishments that I have garnered over the years is not only because of sheer luck. That I have the ability and skills to back it up and that I can hang with the best of them. This week at Jealous, I will be the Jealous Eight winner and if that means for me to take on THREE opponents in one night to do so then so be it.
Prozac: See I’m not afraid of competitions. I’m not afraid of challenges. In fact, I’ve always welcomed them with open arms. At that night… At Golden Dreams… I will be getting the greatest challenge in my young career. I will be getting into what could be the greatest competition in my whole career. See this week I might have to face my brother Ritalin, a man I know who just like me will put his life on the line in any match. But that would be in the finals which I am positive Ritalin will make it to, but in order for me to give the world an all Meds final I have to beat two others starting with “Super” Benny Starr.
Prozac: Benny, has done a decent amount here and has been very impressive. I would go ass far to say he is World title worthy, but that is in a different time and a time when I’m not around. I do mean it though he is very talented, in other words, he’s well versed in situations such as this. He knows how to get the job done. He knows what to do to secure himself the victory. He has done so many times. And he could very well do it again this weekend against me and the others. No doubt about that. But see the one thing I doubt about is, if Mr. Starr has ever faced someone as determined as me. I doubt if Benny has faced someone who has a heart like mine. I doubt if he had ever faced someone who will give up everything just to be able to get the job done. I doubt if he had ever faced someone who will sacrifice themselves just to get the “W” like I do. If he hasn’t, then he will finally face one this weekend at Jealousy.
Prozac: See, I have worked for so long and so hard just to be in the position I am right now. I have been through so much, I’ve paid my dues and did everything I needed to do just to EARN this opportunity I have right in front of me now. I’ve bled buckets of blood, drought my tear glands and sweat so hard in that squared circle more than times than I can even count! And I wont let anybody again try and forget what I‘ve done or try to push it aside. Not Benny Starr, not ANYONE! I will become the Jealousy Eight winner and NO ONE can DENY ME of that opportunity.
Prozac: So let Benny sit there in front of the camera and let him talk about how great he is because he is. Like I said, Benny has done a lot. And no one can ever deny that. He’s one hell of an athlete. He’s one hell of a competitor. But I am one hell of an athlete too. I am one hell of a competitor too. I never back down. I’ve never had, and I NEVER EVER plan of backing down from any challenge anytime soon. This is what I live for. Challenges like this is what I live for. This is what makes me stronger. This is what makes me an even better wrestler. And at Jealousy, not only will I come out as a better and stronger wrestler, I will come out with a Golden Ticket. I‘ll be getting the Ticket while everyone else will be taken their Meds!!!
The scene fades to black after the show cuts abruptly on Prozac when it runs out of time.
